The Corrupt Wish Game

[Motel Prisoner]

HOW TO PLAY:

The rules are simple. The first person wishes something nice. The 2nd person says: "Granted, -unexpected thing-". The unexpected thing must be something the wisher didn't need or want. Remember to attach your next wish.

Example:

Player 1
I wish I won 2 million dollars.

Player 2
Granted, you just won 2 million $ in monopoly (the board game)
I wish ....


I'll start:
I wish summer would hurry and get here!

[judyb57]

Granted! Summer is here and it is supposed to snow the next three months!


I wish I could go on vacation this year.

[Beeyatch]

Granted....but with gas prices you end up stranded along the road.

I wish I wouldn't grow any older.

[Motel Prisoner]

Granted; but you must watch everyone you love pass away.

I wish I didn't feel so sad.

[Beeyatch]

Granted, but now you have a permi-grin on your face and it hurts all the time :bigsm:

I wish America would get grip on reality!

[Motel Prisoner]

Granted; but now you have to watch news 24/7 just to keep up with all the fixes!


I wish I didn't have heartburn.

[Beeyatch]

Granted, but now you are addicted to TUMS, PEPCID AC & MAALOX.

I wish everyone I knew was rich.

[Motel Prisoner]

Granted but now they won't stop pestering you for loans!

I wish I could sleep right now.

[mememo]

granted --- but you sleep through what would have been your luckiest day..

i wish my husband would mow my front yard and trim my tree....


:pirate_17:

[Motel Prisoner]

Granted; but now he is mowing his way across the country! Bye bye Hubby!

I wish I could find something quick, easy and really good to eat!

[mememo]

you found something to eat but u can't reach it...


i wish my kids would get along tonight...

[Motel Prisoner]

Granted; but now they are like conspiring criminals and making you constantly check up on them!


I wish I lived somewhere warm.

[mememo]

oh your someplace warm but you never thought you would call hell home......


I wish the administration dept. of nursing didnt exsist........

[Motel Prisoner]

Granted; but now the Nurses are running around in a chaotic workplace.

I wish I could quit smoking.

[Amatrine]

Granted, but now your locked in a closet with no access to ciggarettes.

I wish it would snow In Phoenix

[Motel Prisoner]

Granted; but now all the spiders, lizards, scorpions and bugs are taking refuge from the cold in YOUR house!


I wish I was independently wealthy.

[mememo]

granted but u can only spend the money on your ex or your in-laws

i wish that my house was always clean

[Amatrine]

Granted , but your home is jail, so nothing to clean, and your stuck there

I wish I could get a new puppy

[Beeyatch]

Granted but your new puppy turned into CUJO! :omg:


I wish I wasn't stuck in a rut.

[TEArex]

Granted, but now you are careening carelessly down a slippery snowy slope on a blue bike with broken brakes.

I wish I could travel more.

[Pooderbee]

Granted but you travelled in a time machine back to the dinosaur age.

I wish the economy was better.


:115:

[Beeyatch]

Granted but now your too old to reap the rewards.


I wish I knew what to friggin wish for!

[mememo]

you were granted a genie that is senile and confused
i wish my bills were paid for 2 months by someone else

[roiler02]

Granted, but your broker stole all of your other money and donated it to the crippled childrens fund.

I wish I had a way to join the cia and fight for my country. :) As a special support officer...a leader among men...victorious in battle, etc. lol

[_Pudgy_Wudgy_]

Granted but the CIA overdosed you on truth serum and you ended up in Antartica alone confused and veryyyyyyyyyyyy cold.

I wish I had thick hair.....:laugh:

[Motel Prisoner]

Granted; but now men jump on your back and yell, "Giddyap!"


I wish I lived somewhere warm and dry.

[Pooderbee]

Granted but it's 100 degrees and to keep it dry, no liquids.

I wish work weeks were 2 days long and weekends were 5 days long but we make the same money. :laugh:

:115:

[Motel Prisoner]

Granted; but they have changed our pace of time and now weekend days are
72 hours long and weekdays are only 2 hours long!


I wish I could sleep for more than 2 hours at a time.

[Luckyleo]

Granted; your always available for late night phone calls.

I wish I didn't watch stupid TV shows about celebrities...

[Earthkanu]

granted, but they extend the series but with minor difference they couldn't afford the actors so the whole show is about an empty boat.

i wish for a spiffy new hat
We must never shed tears.
That is life forms defeat
and if we give into the emotions
then it only becomes proof
of our inability to control it

[Luckyleo]

Granted, you have a wild imagination.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[IWANTTOWIN]

GRANTED..RAIN ON THE WAY.I WISH I FELT BETTER

[Luckyleo]

(I wish you felt better too. : )
Granted, there is always tomorrow... :)

[IWANTTOWIN]

GRANTED.. i wish id win a jp..lol

[Luckyleo]

Granted, you might blow it all gambling. LOL. J/K. :laugh:

[Luckyshel]

I wish I was a mermaid so I could swim with the dolphins.........can't wait to hear what my granted is going to be......I am sure I'll be eaten by another type of fish..........:laugh:

[Medusa]

Granted! But now you're stuck doing stupid tricks with them at
Sea World. :laugh:

[Luckyleo]

I wish medusa would have posted a wish...:laugh:

[mememo]

wish i could grant it ....

i wish that my work wasnt getting to be not fun anymore...

[IWANTTOWIN]

GRANTED...i wish my kids would be a bit quiter..got a headache

[Luckyleo]

Granted, you are blessed with children. <3

I wish I would have had more...

[ellie1969]

money

I wish I hade more

[Luckyleo]

I also wish I had more money.

[ellie1969]

I wish I hit the jackpot

[IWANTTOWIN]

granted...and me to thats my wish also!lol

[tcavanaugh87595]

granted
I wish I had my Christmas shopping done

[IWANTTOWIN]

granted...i wish i did too..lol

[zebedy1967]

Granted
All your shoppings done,look under the bed :P

i wish i was in vegas

[Luckyleo]

Granted, you'd probably leave broke.

I wish it was spring.

[tcavanaugh87595]

Granted
I wish my husband didn't start refinishing my hardwood floors so close to Christmas.

[Luckyleo]

Granted, but you'll have beautiful floors by the holidays (hopefully).

I wish I was finished Christmas shopping.

[ruth99]

Your hat is on it's way! I hope you wanted red and white stripes !!

I wish to win the Million dollar lottery !!!

[tcavanaugh87595]

granted
I wish I dind't have to go to the dentist today

[Luckyleo]

Granted, but you will not have to go for another 6 months... (hopefully).

I wish I could get rid of this headache.

[beverlyh]

Granted, no more headache

I wish I didn't have to wrap 22 presents

[Luckyleo]

Granted, but it's all over now....

I wish January would now get here a little faster..

[tcavanaugh87595]

granted
I wish is wasn't so cold out

[Pooderbee]

granted but it's so hot outside you are wishing for the cold again.

I wish my cat would stop coughing up hairballs


:115:

[tcavanaugh87595]

granted
I wish spring would get here

[warren68]

granted but it turns to winter again no summer

i wish i had a year supply of Tim Hortons coffee

[tcavanaugh87595]

granted
I wish spring would get here

[warren68]

it was granted and you missed it

i wish i was in vegas

[tcavanaugh87595]

Granted,you will be soon !
I wish I was In Flordia:wave2:

[Beeyatch]

Granted but a Hurricane hit that week.

I wish I could find a good paying job.

[tcavanaugh87595]

Granted

I wish my tax refund would hurry and get here.

[ruth99]

You never sent your taxes in dingbat!:swink:

I wish I would win big gambling soon before I am bankrupt :way_to_go:

[tcavanaugh87595]

Granted

I wish I would win a contest

[ruth99]

granted you say...then where the heck is my money

ok..granted

I wish I could get used to these false teeth in a hurry :47140:

[tcavanaugh87595]

granted

I wish hubby would get up so we can go out for breakfast

[ruth99]

I just banged some pots and pans over his head....off you go !!!

I wish I hadn't bitten my tongue with these damn new false teeth and never even knew it....go to the dentist now girls !!!!


:shocked:

[tcavanaugh87595]

granted

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist tomorrow. He better not charge me for the lousy job he did the last time I was there. I have to find a new dentist.

[IWANTTOWIN]

GRANTED..


I WISH ID FIND A FREE CHIP..LOL

[ruth99]

I'm looking for one too

I wish for a big win in the lotto draw :sbunny:

[tcavanaugh87595]

granted
I wish I had a cashout pending

[Beeyatch]

Granted but then you reversed it and played it all back in.


I wish summer were here.

[tcavanaugh87595]

granted

I wish I had all my yard work done

[bbzgurl]

Granted but now you have 20pissed off yard gnomes in your yard!

I wish I could trade in my body parts for new ones!:way_to_go:

[Luckyleo]

Granted, but at least you still have all your body parts. :swink:

I wish I would have slept in longer this morning.

[tcavanaugh87595]

Granted
I wish I did my grocery shopping yesterday

[Luckyleo]

Granted, you will have something to look forward to today..

I wish I would have stayed asleep a little longer.

[ellie1969]

I wish I win $100000