The Cuckoo Clock

[Luckyleo]

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....


The other night I was invited out for a night
with the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home by
midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went
down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for
home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably
wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.


I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape
a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time
I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem
pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said
'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last
night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh
s h i t. Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled,
cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the
coffee table and farted.


LOL

[Daera]

I guess we're not as clever as we think we are sometimes. :laugh:

[RobWin]

ROTFLMAO Luckyleo !! :hysterical:

[sarahlynn59]

OMG LEo how friggin funny

[royal boy]

Thats was really hillarious one. I must say and now I am waiting to hear more from you.

[roiler02]

I had MY first beer of the season yesterday too! lol {a high altitude steel reserve 211 [16 oz]}

[_Pudgy_Wudgy_]

OMG 2 F%$#@ funny Leo, I have had a few girls nights out like that, no farting though ...well not that I was aware of :laugh: